MULTIPLE people I am following are asking what these are, why we call them holy when only one has a hole. If they are made by the same company, and what is with us praising these.
I weep for you people, from other countries. WEEP.
Aussies may have Tim Tams.
EU may have Kinder and All sorts of fantastic biscuits.
USA? Has GIRL SCOUT COOKIES.
Not only are these things SINFULLY good, they are only sold for a bit over 1 month of the year, depending on region, that month of the year changes.
That middle one is Chocolate, Caramel Coconut. The left one is Peanut Butter, chocolate and sex on a stick aka crumbly cookie/biscuit.
You can eat em straight from the box, but pros? Pros eat these bad boys frozen.
And thin mints, man. that right one? THIN MINTS. You may have heard of these. Chocolate biscuit infused with mint essence coated in dark chocolate.
Those thin mints.
The Thin Mints for which every grown ass American on a Medical Diet cries for when they see a girlscout.
The Thin Mints with 1000 copycats, and not a one of them successful.
The reason we eat them frozen is that we buy as many boxes of thin mints as we possibly can during that short sale period, and then store them for the dark months, like proud American squirrels.
PROUD AMERICAN SQUIRRELS.
AMERICAN SQUIRRELS REPRESENT
This is the greatest explanation of Girl Scout cookies I’ve ever seen
As a lifelong Girl Scout I fully approve of this post.
Am Girl Scout can confirm.
Thin mints, man.
As a resident of the US who has had Tim Tams airshipped to him (impulsive use of funds after watching Natalie Imbruglia demonstrate them on Graham Norton), I can say that one of the golden moments of my life to date was the realization that a Tim Tam explosion can be performed on a Thin Mint. Which is fucking AMAZING with hot chocolate.
I would drag myself through a desert of broken glass for a box of Samoas.
another humble girl scout here, just confirming the above to be 100% accurate. also, yes, those are the 3 most popular cookies anywhere in Girl Scouts, at least to my knowledge. and they last a really long time, so, as said above, you can store them throughout the year. aka girl scout cookies are love. girl scout cookies are life.
The girl scouts are my household gods.